Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
she looked like the before picture.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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