If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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