I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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