But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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