I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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