I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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