I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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