It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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