it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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