How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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