i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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