But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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