I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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