I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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