Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
