but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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