I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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