I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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