is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
