I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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