Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You're a disaster
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