Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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