What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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