god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Randomize
