we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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