Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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