Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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