Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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