I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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