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I think I died a long time ago.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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