I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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