i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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