also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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