Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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