Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
