So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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