So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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