sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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