this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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