At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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