So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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