Your tits are I can't wait for
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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