when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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