my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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