Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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