This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
