so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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