these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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