you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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