Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just blew my weed a kiss
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
