This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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