his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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