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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(740): View more from Ohio

the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.

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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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(440): View more from Ohio

She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?

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