If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You are the jesus of drinking
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
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