who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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